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JOE'S GREAT STEAKS

Joe Kool's only serves the best Aussie meats. Got it? Chef recommends 300 gms for all grills. Steaks are priced per 100 gms, with minimum portion of 200 gms. Now, stop drooling and tell us what portion size you want.

All steak and grill items are served with a choice of 2 x awesome side dishes & 2 x sassy sauces. Up to you!

Sirloin Steak 100 gm

250.-

Ribeye 100 gm

250.-

Beef Tenderloin 100 gm

280.-

Lamp Chop -- per piece (Joe recommends 3 pieces)

160.-

Choose 2x side dishes of potato & veggies plus 2x sauces to design your Kool meal:-

Various Vegetables

Sauteed garlic spinach, wok fried mushrooms, oven baked pumpkin, corn on the cob, coleslaw, California-style grilled vegetables.

Perky Potatoes

Wedges, large steak-fries, jacket potato, mash, loaded skins.

Sassy Sauces

Onion mushroom gravy, Bernaise sauce, tomato Hollandaise, triple pepper corn sauce, honey mustard, old style BBQ sauce, yoghurt ranch dip, blue cheese dressing, herb butter or Mexican salsa.

JOE KOOL'S FAVOURITES

Hickory Smoked Baby Back Ribs

Marinated, smoked baby back ribs flavoured with baby pineapple, baby tomato and baby herbs served with grown-up chili relish and Mexican rice.

380.-

Special Herb Chicken Breast

A boneless half pound chicken breast grilled and basted with Joe Kool's Special Herb marinade, served with steak- fries, spinach and sassy sauces.

350.-

Cajun Tuna Twist

Blackened tuna from the charcoal griddle on tasty greens (yes, they're good for you!), sundried tomatoes & Kalamata olives, served with garlicky potato mash.

450.-

Super Sword of Vegetables

A large skewer of California-style marinated vegetables with great dips and freshly baked Italian bread. Dare to duel!

280.-

Grilled Prize Salmon

Mexican marinated grilled fillet of prize salmon served with rockin’ rice and various vegetables.

350.-

Fisherman's Feast

Sounds fishy! Grilled fillet of succulent sole, gigantic jumbo shrimp & juicy baked clams, served with sides of asparagus and real potato mash.

450.-

Jumpin' Jambolaya

Famous New Orleans-style stew of tender chicken and spicy sausages cooked in rice, tomato and flavoured with coriander. It jumps!

350.-

START ME UP

Nachos de la casa

Tortilla chips smothered with spicy beef, green onions, jalapenos, topped with cheddar cheese melt & served with guacamole. Ondalay ondalay!

195.-

Wild West potato skins

Howdy partner! Crunchy potato skins with crispy bacon and melted cheddar cheese.

175.-

Calamari Gold

From 20, 000 leagues under the sea, Joe Kool presents:
a basket of golden, deep-fried calamari rings with a super selection of dips.

190.-

Southwestern Eggrolls

Smoked chicken, black beans, corn, jalapeno, Jack cheese, red peppers & spinach, wrapped in a crispy flour tortilla and served with Joe Kool's avocado-ranch dipping sauce. Wheres the eggs?

190.-

Boneless Buffalo

Just joking! Crispy chicken breast tossed in spicy wing sauce, combined with blue cheese crumbles and smoked bacon bits, served with ranch dressing.

190.-

Mozzarella Madness

Deep-fried, breaded mozzarella sticks served with mad marinara sauce. It’s real cheesy!

190.-

Skillet Queso

Joe Kool's cheese dip with stewed ground beef served with warm tostada chips. Sounds weird, tastes great!

190.-

Joe Kool's Famous Grilled Fajitas

Grilled chicken breast, beef, shrimp or fresh veggies served with pico de gallo, shredded Jack and cheddar cheese, fresh guacamole, sour cream, and hot tortillas - "Roll your own".

220.-

Orsome Onion rings

Loads of lightly battered and golden fried, crunchy crispy rings of onions, served with dips and drips

190.-

SILLY SOUPS

Mumbo Gumbo

Traditional Louisiana prawn and seafood soup. It's cotton pickin' good!

180.-

Mexican Hot pot

Clear beef soup with bellpeppers and tomatoes, overbaked in breadcrust. Si, si eez real good!

150.-

SUPER SALADS

Hail Caesar Salad

Hearts of romaine lettuce tossed with croutons, black olives, Parmesan cheese and Joe's homemade Caesar dressing. E tu Brutus?

150.-

Grilled Chinese Chickens Salad

A fresh mixture of assorted mixed greens, snow peas, carrots, bell peppers, water chestnuts, scallions & broccoli, topped with marinated, grilled Chinese chickens and tossed with Chef's famous Oriental dressing.

199.-

Crazy Cobb Salad

Rows of grilled chicken, avocados, bacon, cheddar & Jack cheeses, diced tomato, chopped egg and red onion on a bed of chilled salad greens, served with your choice of dressing (or enter Joe Kool's "guess the dressing" quiz).

199.-

Tacky Taco Salad

Loads of fresh garden greens, tomatoes,  bell pepper, black olives, cheese crumbles & Jalapenos peppers served with your favourite dressing (same rules "as above"), all that topped with Taco chips and guacamole on the side.

199.-

SANDWICHES

Big Roast Beef in Whole Meal

Lots of beef with onions and mushrooms, topped with cheese in chunky whole meal bread.  Probably the lousiest sandwich in the world!

210.-

Cajun Chicken Rolled

Grilled Cajun-spiced chicken breast on a toasted roll with melted cheddar cheese & spicy Cajun mustard mayonnaise served with lettuce, tomato and onion slaw (as in "coleslaw").

210.-

Joe Kool's Klub Sandwich

Toasted Pesto Focaccia with grilled chicken, tomatoes, onions, lettuce and fried egg. Are you Kool enough for the Klub?

180.-

Seared Tuna Steak Sandwich

Grilled tuna, basted in a teriyaki sauce, topped with grilled pineapple on shredded lettuce, served with a cilantro-lime sauce. Grilled, seared--same thang!

210.-

Toasted Parma Ham Panini

Parma ham, mozzarella, tomato and fresh basil in a pommery panini, toasted until crisp.

220.-

Toasted Salmon Panini

Smoked salmon, cream cheese, tomato and fresh basil in a pesto panini, toasted until crisp.

220.-

BURGERS -- 'BIGGEST ON THE PLANET'

Joe's Burger -- The Classic

250 grams of pure ground US beef, charcoal grilled in a supersized sesame seed bun with your choice of toppings: Cheddar cheese, bacon, blue cheese, fried egg or Joe's Top Secret Mexican sauce.

230.-

Shroom Burger

Joe's Classic with fresh sautéed shrooms, aged Swiss cheese, mayo, shredded lettuce, tomatoes and pickles. It's magic!

250.-

Joe's Pickled Pepper Burger

Joes Classic crusted with black pepper & spices; topped with shredded lettuce, tomatoes and pickles.

250.-

Chipotle Blue Cheese & Bacon Burger

Spicy and smoky with chipotle pepper sauce, blue cheese crumbles, applewood-smoked bacon, shredded, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles and blue cheese crumbles.

250.-

PIZZA PIZZAZ

Super salami

Thinly sliced salami, bell peppers, tomatoes, oregano and mozzarella.

210.-

Quattro stagioni

Tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, cooked ham, mushrooms, artichokes, black olives, oregano.

210.-

Tom yum goong

Thai-style spicy & fragrant prawn pizza.

240.-

Parma ham

Tomato sauce, mozzarella, parma ham, parmesan cheese, oregano.

240.-

Joe's original barbeque chicken

Barbecue sauce, smoked gouda & mozzarella cheeses, BBQ chicken, sliced red onions and cilantro.

240.-

The Greek

Mediterranean-spiced, grilled chicken & mozzarella cheese, topped with a chilled Greek salad of cucumbers, red onions, fresh tomatoes, Greek olives, feta cheese and a lemon herb vinaigrette; served with Chef's homemade tzatziki sauce and chopped parsley.

240.-

California Club

Applewood smoked bacon, grilled chicken and mozzarella cheese, hearth-baked then topped with Roma tomatoes, chilled chopped lettuce tossed in mayonnaise and fresh sliced avocados.

240.-

FASTA PASTA - Choice of Spaghetti, Penne, Fettucini

Bolognese

Classic ground beef & tomato sauce--Italian-style!

210.-

Joe Kool's New York Meat Ball

Big beef meat balls in tomato & chilli sauce.

210.-

Frutti di mare

Assorted fresh seafood in tomato or creamy sauce.

240.-

Pesto, pinoli e mascarpone

Green basil pesto & pine nuts, topped with mascarpone.

210.-

Lasagne alla Bolognese

No explanation for that...

210.-

SWEETIES

Warm Apple Crumble

Mmmm... with vanilla ice-cream on top

120.-

Fresh Fruit Fiesta

A feisty tropical fruits sensation

120.-

Bread & Butter Pudding

Joe's fave... topped with vanilla ice cream n' custard

120.-

New York-style Cheese cake

With mango tango sauce

120.-

Chocolate fudge cake

The real thang with strawberry compote

120.-

Lemon Pie

And zingy mango ice cream

120.-

Warm Chocolate Brownie

In gooey caramel sauce topped with ice cream

120.-


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